                         NEW JOINT IN TOWN
             RUBY'S JOINT BBS - Home of the legendary Ruby
               Begonia, opened 2/20/93 at 1-305-856-4897

          Come one, come all, to the most exciting show on earth!
     (Ruby figures if it was good enough for P.T., it's good enough
     for her.)
          Visit the Ruby's Pearls conference, browse the library of
     Ruby's Pearls issues from first to latest, check out the
     Adventures at Kent's Place, a longtime series preceding
     Adventures with Ruby, which is currently ongoing in the elecmag,
     and contribute to the merriment by posting your literary gem for
     possible inclusion in a future issue.
          RUBY'S JOINT GRAND OPENING was held February 20, 1993, which
     also just happened to be Ruby's birthday. She was 108 years
     old, (as you could plainly see if we brought the painting out of
     the attic.) We won't, though - we just dress Ruby up in her
     silver leather mini-skirt, sequined top and those spike heels
     with the goldfish globes that now contain pirranha, and let her
     do her thing atop the bar at Ruby's Joint. It is a sight to make
     your eyes sore, trust us.
          Call 1-305-856-4897 all hours of the day and night. The
     board is dedicated to the creative streak in each of us.

