Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1994, Joe DeRouen  
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 Top Ten Returned Christmas Gifts                           
                    

 10. Chia Pet Marital Aid
  9. Complete Boxed Set of Chevy Chase Show (1 VHS Tape)        
  8. Jurassic Pork Cutlets Gift Set                              
  7. Michael Bolton & Barry Manilow: White Boys In the 'Hood Rap CD    
  6. Rush Limbaugh's "Let's Get Naked and Sweat" Exercise Video
  5. John Wayne Bobbit Doll (returned for non-working Parts)
  4. Playboy "Girls of 7-11" Christmas Calendar
  3. New Domino's Pizza T-Shirt: "30 Min. Or, Well, It's Late."
  2. Michael Jackson's Li'l Tykes Playhouse
  1. Crotchless Trousers

